"Butt-Fumble" Lands in Chi-Town

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"Butt-Fumble" Lands in Chi-Town

Postby 1312qohelet » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:13 pm

Mark "Butt-Fumble" Sanchez, previously known as "The San-Chise" has been given a 1-year contract by the Chicago Bears

The front office is a complete joke.
Last year's roster was a flippin' catastrophe....except for Jordan Howard and a small handful of D-Lineman/LB's.
I really thought that was rock-bottom. But, with some of these head-scratching fre agent moves, it's clear that this dysfunctional franchise has a lot further to fall.

Really a bummer, too.
Jordan Howard is so promising. He is quickly learning how Barry Sanders felt......what a shame.

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Re: "Butt-Fumble" Lands in Chi-Town

Postby Littleware » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:54 pm

1312qohelet wrote:Mark "Butt-Fumble" Sanchez, previously known as "The San-Chise" has been given a 1-year contract by the Chicago Bears

The front office is a complete joke.
Last year's roster was a flippin' catastrophe....except for Jordan Howard and a small handful of D-Lineman/LB's.
I really thought that was rock-bottom. But, with some of these head-scratching fre agent moves, it's clear that this dysfunctional franchise has a lot further to fall.

Really a bummer, too.
Jordan Howard is so promising. He is quickly learning how Barry Sanders felt......what a shame.


That's great news for the Lions :lol:

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Re: "Butt-Fumble" Lands in Chi-Town

Postby Kevin5455 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:04 pm

1312qohelet wrote:Mark "Butt-Fumble" Sanchez, previously known as "The San-Chise" has been given a 1-year contract by the Chicago Bears

The front office is a complete joke.
Last year's roster was a flippin' catastrophe....except for Jordan Howard and a small handful of D-Lineman/LB's.
I really thought that was rock-bottom. But, with some of these head-scratching fre agent moves, it's clear that this dysfunctional franchise has a lot further to fall.

Really a bummer, too.
Jordan Howard is so promising. He is quickly learning how Barry Sanders felt......what a shame.


Omg...the Bears organization is retarded :lol:

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Re: "Butt-Fumble" Lands in Chi-Town

Postby JSamuel » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:06 pm

Kevin5455 wrote:
1312qohelet wrote:Mark "Butt-Fumble" Sanchez, previously known as "The San-Chise" has been given a 1-year contract by the Chicago Bears

The front office is a complete joke.
Last year's roster was a flippin' catastrophe....except for Jordan Howard and a small handful of D-Lineman/LB's.
I really thought that was rock-bottom. But, with some of these head-scratching fre agent moves, it's clear that this dysfunctional franchise has a lot further to fall.

Really a bummer, too.
Jordan Howard is so promising. He is quickly learning how Barry Sanders felt......what a shame.

Omg...the Bears organization is retarded :lol:

Hey! You got to be careful dude, we have some Bears fans around here...

How would you feel if I said that the Patriots organization was retarded?

Obviously, I would never say that, because the Patriots are my team too, and they are the least-retarded team of them all.
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Re: "Butt-Fumble" Lands in Chi-Town

Postby 1312qohelet » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:47 pm

JSamuel wrote:
Kevin5455 wrote:
1312qohelet wrote:Mark "Butt-Fumble" Sanchez, previously known as "The San-Chise" has been given a 1-year contract by the Chicago Bears

The front office is a complete joke.
Last year's roster was a flippin' catastrophe....except for Jordan Howard and a small handful of D-Lineman/LB's.
I really thought that was rock-bottom. But, with some of these head-scratching fre agent moves, it's clear that this dysfunctional franchise has a lot further to fall.

Really a bummer, too.
Jordan Howard is so promising. He is quickly learning how Barry Sanders felt......what a shame.

Omg...the Bears organization is retarded :lol:

Hey! You got to be careful dude, we have some Bears fans around here...

How would you feel if I said that the Patriots organization was retarded?

Obviously, I would never say that, because the Patriots are my team too, and they are the least-retarded team of them all.

Actually, I agree.
The Bears' "President of Football Operations", or whatever he's called, and the GM are either deliberately sabotaging the franchise, or there are chemical imbalances present.

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Re: "Butt-Fumble" Lands in Chi-Town

Postby Kevin5455 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:26 pm

JSamuel wrote:
Kevin5455 wrote:
1312qohelet wrote:Mark "Butt-Fumble" Sanchez, previously known as "The San-Chise" has been given a 1-year contract by the Chicago Bears

The front office is a complete joke.
Last year's roster was a flippin' catastrophe....except for Jordan Howard and a small handful of D-Lineman/LB's.
I really thought that was rock-bottom. But, with some of these head-scratching fre agent moves, it's clear that this dysfunctional franchise has a lot further to fall.

Really a bummer, too.
Jordan Howard is so promising. He is quickly learning how Barry Sanders felt......what a shame.

Omg...the Bears organization is retarded :lol:

Hey! You got to be careful dude, we have some Bears fans around here...

How would you feel if I said that the Patriots organization was retarded?

Obviously, I would never say that, because the Patriots are my team too, and they are the least-retarded team of them all.


But seriously, Mark Sanchez? I thought the guy gave up after leaving Philly

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Re: "Butt-Fumble" Lands in Chi-Town

Postby Littleware » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:34 pm

I hope he starts all 16 games!! :lol:

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Re: "Butt-Fumble" Lands in Chi-Town

Postby RevanFan » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:38 pm

He's played in championship games. More than can be said for any of their other QBs.
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Re: "Butt-Fumble" Lands in Chi-Town

Postby 1312qohelet » Fri Mar 24, 2017 11:19 pm

RevanFan wrote:He's played in championship games. More than can be said for any of their other QBs.

That is true, but most likely, he'll be cut before week 1.

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Re: "Butt-Fumble" Lands in Chi-Town

Postby RevanFan » Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:19 am

1312qohelet wrote:
RevanFan wrote:He's played in championship games. More than can be said for any of their other QBs.

That is true, but most likely, he'll be cut before week 1.

I doubt that. He'll likely be a "veteran backup presence."
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